One, Dos, Trois, Vier, Go

intrepid-moose:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

sanders-sides-sins:

splatoon-jim:

sassy-in-glasses:

pumpkindobby:

jijarugen:

fnaf-thechoco:

pinkmanjesse:

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

*slams reblog button*

(Source: thursday)

oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

socialistexan:

krabby-kronicle:

This is funnier the earlier in the week you reblog it.

link-is-a-twink:

link-is-a-twink:

link-is-a-twink:

link-is-a-twink:

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it

krakenpocalypse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

krakenpocalypse:

lornagonigall:

is a man not entitled to a whack of his meat

“No!” says the man in Washington, “it’s un-American.”

“No!” says the man in the Vatican, “it’s a sin against God.”

“No!” says the man in Moscow. "it’s a homosexual act.”

I rejected all of these answers. I chose the impossible. I chose… FAPTURE.

A world where the men need not fear being caught with their pants down, where the women need not fear their vibrator running out of juice, where the kinksters need not fear the judgment of puritans!

And with the sweat of your brow (and other parts), Fapture can be yours as well.

BIOCOCK

This is the best addition to my post.

cockyhorror:

hello-copter:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

cursedcatimages:

OP.. CHANGE YOUR URL OP

Sound. On.

Sound is far more imperative than you ever imagined